Saturday, 20 August 2011

Allah is the Greatest (in reality-enhancing HDR)

The Petronas Twin Towers. Two neck-breaking erections formed of five sections that represent the five pillars of Islam. At its base of course there are all the usual suspects: Gucci, Prada, Loewe, Louis Vouiton, etc. side by side with KFC and Pizza Hut... And to top it all, none of them close for Ramadan, the ungrateful bastards.

That the world has gone mad is old news, but this global euphoria of advertising madness at a such scales stirs up my guts which, in protest, squeeze an acrid gastric juice up my throat and to my brain, causing dizziness and nausea, then panic, then itchiness and finally choking laughter.

Why do you need reality when you have HDR? Here are my first three dips into this wonderful alien world:



Monday, 18 July 2011

The era of the meta-impressionists

Carpe Kodak Diem

It is not about having fun. It is not about enjoying a great moment. It is not about having an amazing experience. It is not about an exciting life. It is not about getting an impression anymore... at least not on oneself! It is about capturing that impression in some device that will allow show it to the world. It is about how much fun everybody thinks one is having. What a great moment someone shares with friends and family. What an amazing experience it WAS.

It is a disease. Living the moment seems not good enough anymore unless a good bulk of social network relatives, friends and followers acknowledge what a great moment it was. Memories do not really count unless there is recorded proof of them... Taking a pictures or recording a video for sharing, tagging, commenting and liking those favourite moments IS the experience, not whatever is on those images... that is just the excuse.

Photos: Foo Fighters' leader Dave Grohl leaves the stage at the Roundhouse in London, on one of the iTunes Festival 2011 gigs, and runs all the way to the backbar, to perform a guitar solo. Who in their right mind would not think of capturing that unexpected moment on their mobile phone cameras? (Source: YouTube, with all the footage being taken it was dead easy to find several!)

Friday, 6 May 2011

The Battle of Algiers - Secret Cinema

Great night at Secret Cinema yesterday and loved the movie. I left with a smile on my face...

...but then I realised my friend was a French spy... and I felt somewhat bitter

...but then I thought of the people happily dancing in the disco, moments before their limbs were torn apart from their bodies... and I felt somewhat bitter

...but then I imagined a gigantic soft and juicy nipple made out of caramel and strawberry syrup... and my life was sweet again: my conscience was clear, I slept like a baby and this morning I woke up with an erection.

The world is a dark slimy mass of suffering and despair and I wake up with a smile and an erection!!

Innocent Smoothies: The Attack of the Evil Snacks



http://www.youtube.com/innocentdrinksltd

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Fantasy

The screams filled the room. They filled the air she breathed. They filled her life.

She opened her eyes and looked down at her baby, enjoying the moment. She always wanted to be needed and now her baby was again longing for her attention. She was needed and the world had a warm tint of ochre that felt like the last ray of sun in summer.

She always loved sunsets.

But it was dark already. The day was gone and, once again, her baby needed to sleep.

She switched on the spinning lamp and started singing the soft tune of the only lullaby she knew, and the baby's lament became immediately softer. She stood up where he could see her. The tune became a story, and she became the characters, her hands were the dragons and princes, the princesses and the castles of her lullaby. Their stories were flying around the room gently soothing the baby's cry. It did not take long before it mitigated. She could feel his eyes fixed on her, dreaming already of that far away land. It was the sweetest of lullabies, she thought, and wondered for a moment how would she know. She never heard any other before. She realised then how she lost track of the story for a moment, but her baby was finally asleep. So she tenderly kissed his forehead and left the room quietly.

The shapes of dragons and princes, of princesses and castles kept moving from the spinning lamp, filling the room, filling the air that she breathed and filling her life. In the cradle, with a cold blue tone that was already turning into a soft black, laid a tiny corpse.

Friday, 11 March 2011

The Maestro

Finally a successful combination of time-lapse photography and storytelling.

Saturday, 13 November 2010

The term 'Lynchian' by David Foster Wallace

I was not that interested in David Lynch. Mainly because I had only seen three of his films and some of his short films: (1) Mulholland Drive, which I saw in my early twenties and was the first movie I enjoyed watching (maybe enjoying is not the best word to describe this, as the movie is quite unsettling) despite having absolutely no idea what the whole thing was about; (2) Dune, which is so bad that I immediately assumed Lynch was an artist who had tried and failed catastrophically to be a filmmaker; (3) Blue Velvet, which again I thought it was a good movie but also immensely unsettling, creepy and pretty much without a point; (4) a collection of his short films, which confirmed my suspicion that David Lynch was an artist and certainly not a filmmaker or anything close.

My friend, who is one of those rare kind of people with enough sense and wits in his brain as to suffer from all the world's incongruences, recommended me to read David Foster Wallace's 'A supposedly fun thing I'll never do again', a collection of essays on different matter subjects. One of the essays is about David Lynch, and on one particular instance he explains what the term 'Lynchian' means. Here is his first definition ("academic") of the term: "refers to a particular kind of irony where the very macabre and the very mundane combine in such a way as to reveal the former's perpetual containment within the latter." I, being Spanish and naturally a slow reader, had to read it three times to get the full meaning of the concept, but once assimilated it opened a new door to understanding David Lynch's movies and his strong influence on a generation of filmmakers that includes Jim Jarmusch, Quentin Tarantino, the Coen brothers and Carl Franklin.

This essay (and the book once you are there!) is a key piece that I strongly recommend to anyone interested in filmmaking, whether you love, hate or, like myself was, are indifferent about David Lynch. For my part, I am currently watching the entire Twin Peaks collection (I was the only kid in my class, probably in the school even, who never watched the series... and I hated Laura Palmer for that), including the series, movies, documentaries and anything really that falls into my hands about it, and have a pile of David Lynch movies to watch and re-watch. I'll let you know when I get to the end.

Monday, 4 October 2010

Rocks - Trailer

Yuja Wang - Flight of the Bumble-Bee (Vol du Bourdon)

Yuja Wang plays Cziffra's arrangement for piano of the Flight of the Bumble-Bee (Vol du Bourdon) by Rimsky-Korskakov, at the 2008 Verbier Festival.

Monday, 16 August 2010

Beautiful Funeral

I saw a funeral today. The cars, lining up in front of a Victorian house where a modest crowd assembled, were covered in flowers. Beautiful flowers. From the distance I stopped to observe. You can tell how people in funerals, despite their sad faces and their limited understanding, momentarily fathom the beauty of death. There they were these four impeccable black cars. They shined with such joy that you could almost hear the trumpets of heaven, blowing in all their glory. The first one, the hearse, was covered with the most amazing bouquet I have ever seen. So intense was the white of the flowers, so smooth their petals and so erect their stamens that its very sight put me straight away in a heavenly state. In contrast, the background of black and white smoking, weeping and murmuring narcissus, looking at their reflections on each other, dropped the image of a guillotine. I could hear the wooden structure creaking, slicing with its elegy right across the souls of a silent audience. There it came out of the house like an immense razor. The lustre of the ebony coffin somehow made it look lighter. When that procession crosses the town, I thought, the onlookers will turn their heads in awe and anguished confusion, and some will even silently wish they were the corpse. If you think about it, most of them are probably dead already. The elegance of that peculiar delegation brings them out of their miseries for the moment they hold on their breaths. There it was again, that unique sublime feeling you get when the stiffness of a dead cold body and the fiery bursting of a blossomed bouquet blend. There it was again the deep, immeasurable space and the exploding supernova. Life and death. Death covered with the most exquisite example of life. They cry because they cannot hold in their chest their immense joy. Their eyelids, clamped wide open, expose the corneas, pupils and irises to the flames of a pleasure they never though of this world. No priest has enough holy water to put that fire out. No verse, parable, proverb, oracle, theorem or prophecy can ever render in words that blow of pure ecstasy, that mystical orgasm, which momentarily shakes their entire existence. Because it is at that very moment, when words or thoughts have no meaning, that they feel most alive.

I love this world and the people in it. I want them to feel alive. It requires some sacrifice. But it is worth it. It is a million times worth it.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Faded reflection


I sit and see the people pass by. Then I see their reflection on the shop window and they are faded. I wish they could stay like that, semi-transparent and dull, because when they are in their full colour, shape and form they exhaust me. I want them to stop. I want them to shut up and read a book, read a thousand books. All the books I never managed to read. So maybe they can explain them all to me. Maybe then, they can explain everything to me.

Thursday, 1 July 2010

YKK (revisited)


How many zippers must one man unzip
before he realises it's YKK?